My funny MUET test --- Speaking

Today is my MUET speaking test at SMK Bukit Tunggal, it's takes about 20minutes from my house. The test is start on 7.30am, so I wake up at 6.00am early morning. Logically, I got more than 1 hour to prepare before go out. But things will not all right as you expected......

Chiang X3 ......


1st, the heavy rain was unstoppable.....aii.....so i used my housemate's car (TQ Doreen). By then, I drove slowly and carefully because I think I still got time plus it's still raining.

2nd, when I went nearer the school, I noticed that there a very long queue in front.....Oh my god!!At that time is 7.20am, I said to myself it's still early and the test will not start on time.

3rd, huhu!! I arrived at the school on time. fieu!!take a deep breath and walk in the school.......Oh Shit!!!!!!!!!!!! I forget to bring along my SLIP............................ahhhhhhhh

4th, without any deliberation, I start the car and call sean (my housemate) and ask her to send my slip to Saujana (steak house) then I take it from her there. But......I am going freaking crazy again.........because lagi traffic jam....

5th, after many terrible,rude and dangerous driving technique, I arrived the school at 7.50am.Oh!!!!I'm late!!!!!!!!! I have no idea where should I go, so I asked one of the student there:

'Hi kamu tau mana itu untuk ambil peperiksaan muet?' （bloody broken malay)

Then she pointed at the block behind and the third floor. Aiyah!!!so far....

6th, heh! I saw my coursemate (malay girls) also take the same test. Ah Mit Tuo Fo!! the test haven't start yet.hahaha!! so went in the waiting room. Another 4 malay fellow just came after 20 minutes, that mean is almost 8.15am already. Unfortunately, my group is the second last group. So I waiting and waiting until sleep at the waiting room.

7th, when I wake up is almost 9am. I have been shocked by my group members - one malay girl and another one is her brother. They were brought along two Malay-English dictionary, 1 collection of MUET's past year question, 2 books of something like common/daily English conversation, and the another book that really make me wanna laugh in front them.Ok I give you 3 seconds to guess....

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The answer is ...... SPM literature Q&A exercise book .hahaha! The malay girl keep doing and reading the exercise book, she seem very hardworking very smart, but for me, she is particularly stupid. Who will ask you the poem or novel in your MUET speaking test oh!!!!hahah!!

By the way, her brother the another 'cute' person ask me to help him when the group discussion. So to be honest, I told him that my English is very poor too. Then I keep sleeping while they were.......hahaha!!!

Ting X2

Our turn already!!!!my heartbeat Pu TomX2

The question is:

Which of the following is the worst effect of the war
a) destroy life
b) destroy property
c) the economy affect
d) the environment affect

our task is to discuss the worst effect

The cutie brother asked the examiner what the meaning of the word 'destroy'. Oh!!!! I think examiner is shock that time. Adverse, she (the examiner) answer him with soft and gentle voice and asked him whether understand the meaning already or not.

He shake his head and said nop .... the nice examiner explain in Bahasa and continue asked :' Do you understand the question??' He replied in Bahasa :' tak faham.'

After 2minutes, time to individual presentation. The examiner ask the candidate A, the cutie to start. But he still keep writing and writing.... The examiner said again very slowly, word by word:' you can speak now.' with some hand language.

A couple minutes later, is our group discussion. I start first and show my opinion and my choice, the economy affect because this and that.Bla bla bla. They all agree with me then tried to say or rather to say they read the words from the question paper that I totally can't understand. I wanna help them when they were stuck or speechless, I try my best to understand what they meant but I fail.

Obviously the result was come out already, it's only take 4 minutes, so how about the another 4 minutes, what should I talk about......So I talk to the sister can we discuss a little bit about the factor cause the war. I saw her innocent face and continued with :'In your opinion, why the war occur?' She replied with many english single words but I still understand. Erm....until I heard the word 'parents', I almost lost self control to laugh.

Their parents will cause the war?!!! Luckily my parents won't .heheh!!